Colon Cancer Check (Crapkit)

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COLON CANCER CHECK

(Mel Borins/ Mitch Girio/ Sandy Buchman) (ALL RIGHTS RESERVED)

Get your butt to your Doc
And have yourself a talk
Get your butt to your Doc
And have yourself a talk
About the Colon Cancer Check

Call it poo, number 2, call it crap, call it anything you like
catch colon cancer early
It could save your life

If you’re between the age of 50 and 74
You should test every 2 years
Don’t wait anymore

Your Doc will tell you what to do with your poo
Your Doc will tell you what to do

You take your kit home and poo-ooo baby
And smear a bit onto the card
Close the flap and then you mail it, baby
The whole thing (really) ain’t that hard

9 out of 10 people can be cured, baby
A simple test can save the day (the crap kit can save your life)
Colon cancer can be beat-eat, baby
See your MD right away

Get your butt to your Doc
And have yourself a talk
Get your butt to your Doc
And have yourself a talk
Get your butt to your Doc
And have yourself a talk
About the Colon Cancer Check

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MEL BORINS COPYRIGHT 2011

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from Dr. Mel Borins' Funny Medical Songs, released October 23, 2012
Featuring on vocals: Nurse Jones
lyrics by Mel Borins
music by Mel Borins and Mitch Girio
Recorded and mixed: Mitch Girio @ Slaughterhouse 754, Toronto

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Mel Borins Toronto, Ontario

Mel started playing guitar when he was 16. When in High School and University he played in coffee houses, parties and talent shows and anywhere that would have him. He started writing songs in High School. His songs are varied. Folk, rock, country, rap, comedy, children's. Music is a way of sharing his innermost thoughts and feelings. Listen and let him know what you think. ... more

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